So, PantyGirlLA and I have made a new pact. A new credo, of sorts, to deal with all of our boy dramas.
"Just Say Yes." Our slogan for the remainder of 2008.
Now this sounds all wrong, but really in theory, it's all right. There is more: listen up.... "Just Say Yes" encompasses the spirit of freeing ourselves from the bondage of, well, ourselves. Incorrect usage of our "Just Say Yes" slogan, including but not limited to.....
"HEY GIRLS, ORGY AT OUR HOUSE AFTER BAR CLOSES".
WRONG. Do not use "Just Say Yes" theory here.
"JUST SCORED SOME BLACK TAR, LADIES. WANNA PARTY?"
WRONG. "Just Say Yes" is also inappropriate in this situation.
"GIRL FUCKING A HORSE IN TJ TONIGHT! YOU COMIN?"
Also WRONG. Please use your best judgement as to when "Just Say Yes" is appropriate.
What we ARE looking for.
(Random dude from last weekend asks you for coffee).
JUST SAY YES!
(Girl from work that you don't know very well wants to hang out over the weekend.) JUST SAY YES!
(A somewhat unintriguing guy wants to take you to dinner. You're hestitant,.. he's not that rad,...)
JUST SAY YES!
(Opportunity to participate in an online panty scam for some extra dough.)
JUST SAY YES! (obviously).
What's it gonna hurt? Live life and prosper. No longer will we be slaves to overanalyzation of the stupidity and moronic nature of men. From here on out we throw our cares to the wind. We do whatever the universe tells us is right at the time and deal with the consequences later! Wait, wrong. We step out of our comfort zone of what is normal and feels okay for us, for the chance that we may find something new and exciting in life. Well, this is the ambition. VENI, VIDI, VICI! That's all the wisdom I got for the day. I'm exhausted.